Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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