somebody snuck up and got me drunk
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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