The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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