I feel like abortions should bother me more
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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