I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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