I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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