Is it normal to miss your booty call?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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