awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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