who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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