I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The adults are the big ones right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
