erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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