i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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