I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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