the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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