I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
