do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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