i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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