Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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