I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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