my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dignity is for republicans.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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