Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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