He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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