i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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