You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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