Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
These tits shall not be calmed
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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