You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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