I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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