R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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