Yo dont text me then not text me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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