What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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