doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We left the knife in your bed.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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