just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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