Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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