We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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