There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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