Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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