How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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