Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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