From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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