At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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