i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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