i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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