How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
