party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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