so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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