So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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