Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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