I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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