my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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