i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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