There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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