Porn is love you can see.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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