he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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